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The Weather Is Warming Up; Go Crotchless!?

Spring has sprung and and the weather is heating up. Do you feel the need to liberate and air out your privates? What do you think about crotchless underwear? Do you like wearing them? Are you surprised and do you get turned on when you find your lover is wearing them? If you want to add an element of surprise to your relationship try wearing a pair. You can find a great collection at Crotchless Underwear

Happy Spring! Stay cool!

XOXO,

C

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Valentine’s Day, Sunday, February 14, 2016

Just a reminder that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, Sunday, February 14, 2016. For those of us who celebrate it year-round, count your blessings you have someone to share it with. If you’re single, celebrate yourself…there’s nothing better than self-love. If you celebrate it, we’ve got some awesome gifts at Carmelle’s Treasures http://www.carmellestreasures.com. Don’t forget we always offer 10% off when you use coupon code SPRING10 at checkout. Although we feature fast shipping, it’s always good to order ahead to avoid the rush.

 

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DON’T MISS CARMELLE’S TREASURES’ BLACK FRIDAY & CYBER MONDAY SALES UP TO 35% OFF PRICES STOREWIDE! START SHOPPING NOW AT HTTP://WWW.CARMELLESTREASURES.COM HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

XOXO,

C

 

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What’s The Other Woman/Man Have That I Don’t Have?

What’s The Other Woman/Man Have That I Don’t Have? Ah, the question the mate who’s being cheated on always wants to know. Undoubtedly, hands down, a healthy sexual appetite, sex toys, unbridled passion…need I say more? So if you’re shy or have sexual inhibitions and you don’t want to be cheated on, you better bring out your inner porn star. You know, some sexy lingerie and sex toys. Now, don’t get me wrong. There’s always a possibility you are going to be cheated on. I’m just saying to increase the odds of your lover not cheating, begin with looking at your sexual style. So, I must shamelessly plug my three websites to get you started. Check out http://www.carmellestreasures.com http://www.executiveorders.biz and http://www.superstarsextoys.com. Browse thru and select something you’re comfortable with since some sexy clothing can be intimidating and some sex toys can be scary. If you need help with this check out our education selection of books and movies. Whatever you choose, don’t forget to bring out your inner porn star and increase the odds. Happy loving!

Bring Out Your Inner Porn Star

Bring Out Your Inner Porn Star

Sexy Lingerie!

Sexy Lingerie!

 

 

 

 

 

DON’T FORGET TO DE-STRESS!

I don’t know about you but in these bittersweet days, life is stressful and chaotic for many! Whether it’s due to work, loss of work, kids, bad relationships, finances, too much to do and no time to do it in, getting married, getting divorced, illness, relocation, losing your home, death of loved ones and pets, caretaking, etc., take time to de-stress! I believe too much stress causes illness. Re-invigorate yourself with exercise, take a candle-lit bath, meditate, rest, sleep, have sex, make love, vent to those you trust and know who care, go shopping, start or write in your journal, start a blog, take a short trip, get counseling, develop your spirituality, find a new job or career, work out or disengage from those bad relationships. Do what makes you relax and feel better…and only you know what that is! There’s only one you and you only live once. De-stress and exhale!

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SHOCKING SWIMWEAR! WOULD YOU WEAR ANY OF THESE? 18+!

I came across this company that sells shocking (to some) swimwear for women and men. I was wondering how many people would wear any of these items, men and women alike, in-shape or not. Take a look and see for yourself.  http://www.dubiobikinis.com/index.php?PARTNER=carmellestreasures I think I’ll start a new line of swimwear called Muffin-Top for myself and my other muffin-top sisters and brothers.  (Note: Contains nudity, therefore you must be 18+ years of age or older to view!) (Disclosure: Now in the interest of full disclosure, if you buy anything by clicking on the affiliate link above, I get a commission…I do still have bills to pay! lol)

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THE MOST EXPENSIVE PLUGS ON THE MARKET, CUFFLINKS INCLUDED!

And you thought you had it all. Guess again. Meet Earl, the most expensive plug on the market for anal stimumation (that we know of). He comes in stainless steel or 24k gilded. Oh, and it includes a set of cufflinks, too. Want one? Click the pic.

Earl, the most expensive plug on the market