SPRING BREAK SALE! 15% OFF!

Take advantage of our Spring Break sale now using coupon code SPRING15 at checkout. Happy Spring! 

XOXO,

Carmelle 

www.carmellestreasures.com

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Valentine’s Day, Sunday, February 14, 2016

Just a reminder that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, Sunday, February 14, 2016. For those of us who celebrate it year-round, count your blessings you have someone to share it with. If you’re single, celebrate yourself…there’s nothing better than self-love. If you celebrate it, we’ve got some awesome gifts at Carmelle’s Treasures http://www.carmellestreasures.com. Don’t forget we always offer 10% off when you use coupon code SPRING10 at checkout. Although we feature fast shipping, it’s always good to order ahead to avoid the rush.

 

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DON’T MISS CARMELLE’S TREASURES’ BLACK FRIDAY & CYBER MONDAY SALES UP TO 35% OFF PRICES STOREWIDE! START SHOPPING NOW AT HTTP://WWW.CARMELLESTREASURES.COM HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

XOXO,

C

 

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FOR SEXLESS MEN

Lately, I am being surrounded by sexless men who are sexually frustrated, miserable, bitchy, irritable, and definitely whiny. The one thing most of them have in common is none of them has a wife, girlfriend or boyfriend nor are they having sex with anyone. The others are either committed to God and waiting for marriage or are married and their partner is not giving them what they want sexually. It’s nature not being satisfied. After all you are a man and you are supposed to be having all kinds of sex, right? If you find yourself sexually frustrated and in this situation, I have to recommend to all of you, if you are not already doing so, at least masturbate, self-love, call a phone sex line or something…anything to put yourselves out of your own misery and end the misery you are causing others.

Carmelle’s Treasures to the rescue. I won’t recommend anything illegal here…lol, so check out our collection of adult products aka sex toys at Carmelle’s Treasures. If the name of this site is too girly for you, check out our sister site Executive Orders. Or if you want a sexier named site, go to our other sister site Superstar Sex Toys. In any event, all of our sites are 1000% discreet with secure ordering and plain-box, worldwide shipping…no one except you and the order takers will know what you have ordered and the mailman will not know what he/she is delivering to you.

If you are lonely and want to talk to a live phone sex girl or guy, visit US LOVE or call worldwide Costa Mesa: (949) 722-2222 San Francisco: 415-765-4321 Las Vegas: 702-650-LOVE Beverly Hills: 949-999-5979 and tell them Carmelle Simone sent you…there’s lots of girls and guys there waiting to chat with you and help you end your sexual frustration, confess your secrets, live out a fantasy, role play, come out of the closet or just let you vent.

This post isn’t just for men…it’s for women too. It’s just that lately I’ve been surrounded by an ungodly amount of sexless men and reading about way too many men who are sexually frustrated. To stress relief…release the beast!

XOXO,

C

EXECUTIVE ORDERS FOR MEN

EXECUTIVE ORDERS FOR MEN http://www.executiveorders.biz

BBW/PLUS SIZE LINGERIE IS SEXY TOO!

While posting to Pinterest today I came across this little gem that I just may have to buy. Our webmasters maintain the site and I don’t see every item they add, especially since we have over 100,000 items on the site. But this is one of my faves. I love the headline and description. This is just a reminder that BBW/Plus Size women and lingerie are sexy too. Ironically, the lingerie and models you see plastered all over the internet really aren’t the norm or status quo. FYI, the average size of American women today is Size 14. So if you like this little gem I found and want to buy it, click here http://www.carmellestreasures.com/Sexy-Wear/Lingerie/Babydolls-and-Slips/Scandalous-Chemise-and-Thong-One-Size-Plus/sku-CNVDCL-STM-9646X?a=carmellesimone

Scandalous Chemise and Thong One Size Plus * Scandalous Neon lace and mesh fitted chemise, shirred lace cups, keyhole with lace detail, satin bow with rhinestone pendant, adjustable straps, and thong. One Size Plus items are suggested to fit 160-225lbs.

Scandalous Chemise and Thong One Size Plus

Scandalous Chemise and Thong One Size Plus

IT’S WEDDING SEASON

Wedding Cake Toppers

Wedding Cake Toppers

It’s Wedding Season! I am feverishly posting away all over the internet these funny and outright hilarious party supplies and accessories that we carry for bachelor and bachelorette parties. For the loving couples who dare to take the plunge these days, I am hoping that these fun yet stressful and exciting times will be remembered during those “for better or for worse” moments. As I drove by the Washington Wedding Experience the other day,  I hoped the same for those soon-to-be brides who would be attending and planning their wedding.

As I post the lastest bridal lingerie and groomswear we sell, I am hoping these extremely exciting and intimate times during these happy days will be remembered and carried on thruout your lifetime, “for better or for worse.”

As Ty Herndon sings in the song Journey On, “…life can carry you all kinds of places…”. Always remember the fun, exciting, romantic and good times you are having these days. We wish you a long, beautiful and prospersous marriage as you publicly commit to your lover and best friend on your special day! Congratulations!

XOXO,

“Carmelle”

 

Vegas Blushing Bride Set

Vegas Blushing Bride Set

BLISS

Lay in the arms of your lover sometime this weekend for a minimum of 10 minutes. Relax, close your eyes and take in the feeling of just being together and the feel of their skin against yours. If you’re single, lay in the beauty of your own presence and relax.