Lately, I am being surrounded by sexless men who are sexually frustrated, miserable, bitchy, irritable, and definitely whiny. The one thing most of them have in common is none of them has a wife, girlfriend or boyfriend nor are they having sex with anyone. The others are either committed to God and waiting for marriage or are married and their partner is not giving them what they want sexually. It’s nature not being satisfied. After all you are a man and you are supposed to be having all kinds of sex, right? If you find yourself sexually frustrated and in this situation, I have to recommend to all of you, if you are not already doing so, at least masturbate, self-love, call a phone sex line or something…anything to put yourselves out of your own misery and end the misery you are causing others.
Carmelle’s Treasures to the rescue. I won’t recommend anything illegal here…lol, so check out our collection of adult products aka sex toys at Carmelle’s Treasures. If the name of this site is too girly for you, check out our sister site Executive Orders. Or if you want a sexier named site, go to our other sister site Superstar Sex Toys. In any event, all of our sites are 1000% discreet with secure ordering and plain-box, worldwide shipping…no one except you and the order takers will know what you have ordered and the mailman will not know what he/she is delivering to you.
This post isn’t just for men…it’s for women too. It’s just that lately I’ve been surrounded by an ungodly amount of sexless men and reading about way too many men who are sexually frustrated. To stress relief…release the beast!
I was going out to dinner with my beloved the other evening for dinner and ran out of lotion after taking a nice hot shower. I had Cucumber-scented pheromone massage oil that I thought I would substitute for lotion. It went on soft and silky. I really didn’t think much about it later, but after coming home after dinner my beloved was extra affectionate and frisky more than usual. Then I remembered the Cucumber-scented pheromone massage oil that I had put on before dinner. So, you kow the rest. Needless to say, this renewed my belief that pheromones DO work. If you haven’t tried using pheromone-based products and want to add some sizzle to your romance or attract a mate, I recommend you check out our collection of pheromone products for women and men at Carmelle’s Treasures Pheromone Products for Women & Men Pheromones DO work, at least for us anyway.
Nurture your sex life with your partner. If you don’t you stand a high chance of losing your relationship or infidelity occuring. For lack of a better term, take care of each other’s genitals…they are a part of your relationship too! Happy loving!
What’s The Other Woman/Man Have That I Don’t Have? Ah, the question the mate who’s being cheated on always wants to know. Undoubtedly, hands down, a healthy sexual appetite, sex toys, unbridled passion…need I say more? So if you’re shy or have sexual inhibitions and you don’t want to be cheated on, you better bring out your inner porn star. You know, some sexy lingerie and sex toys. Now, don’t get me wrong. There’s always a possibility you are going to be cheated on. I’m just saying to increase the odds of your lover not cheating, begin with looking at your sexual style. So, I must shamelessly plug my three websites to get you started. Check out http://www.carmellestreasures.comhttp://www.executiveorders.biz and http://www.superstarsextoys.com. Browse thru and select something you’re comfortable with since some sexy clothing can be intimidating and some sex toys can be scary. If you need help with this check out our education selection of books and movies. Whatever you choose, don’t forget to bring out your inner porn star and increase the odds. Happy loving!
It’s Wedding Season! I am feverishly posting away all over the internet these funny and outright hilarious party supplies and accessories that we carry for bachelor and bachelorette parties. For the loving couples who dare to take the plunge these days, I am hoping that these fun yet stressful and exciting times will be remembered during those “for better or for worse” moments. As I drove by the Washington Wedding Experience the other day, I hoped the same for those soon-to-be brides who would be attending and planning their wedding.
As I post the lastest bridal lingerie and groomswear we sell, I am hoping these extremely exciting and intimate times during these happy days will be remembered and carried on thruout your lifetime, “for better or for worse.”
As Ty Herndon sings in the song Journey On, “…life can carry you all kinds of places…”. Always remember the fun, exciting, romantic and good times you are having these days. We wish you a long, beautiful and prospersous marriage as you publicly commit to your lover and best friend on your special day! Congratulations!
Lay in the arms of your lover sometime this weekend for a minimum of 10 minutes. Relax, close your eyes and take in the feeling of just being together and the feel of their skin against yours. If you’re single, lay in the beauty of your own presence and relax.
I was wondering today–as I lay in the arms of the one who I KNOW is the love of my life–how many people can say they have met or are with the love of their life, too. You may or may not be together for whatever reason–life happens–but you KNOW the love of your life when you meet, have met or are with them. I think you get the point. So, the question of the day is are you with or have you met the love of your life thus far, whether you are together or apart for whatever reason?