Just a reminder that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, Sunday, February 14, 2016. For those of us who celebrate it year-round, count your blessings you have someone to share it with. If you’re single, celebrate yourself…there’s nothing better than self-love. If you celebrate it, we’ve got some awesome gifts at Carmelle’s Treasures http://www.carmellestreasures.com. Don’t forget we always offer 10% off when you use coupon code SPRING10 at checkout. Although we feature fast shipping, it’s always good to order ahead to avoid the rush.
Lately, I am being surrounded by sexless men who are sexually frustrated, miserable, bitchy, irritable, and definitely whiny. The one thing most of them have in common is none of them has a wife, girlfriend or boyfriend nor are they having sex with anyone. The others are either committed to God and waiting for marriage or are married and their partner is not giving them what they want sexually. It’s nature not being satisfied. After all you are a man and you are supposed to be having all kinds of sex, right? If you find yourself sexually frustrated and in this situation, I have to recommend to all of you, if you are not already doing so, at least masturbate, self-love, call a phone sex line or something…anything to put yourselves out of your own misery and end the misery you are causing others.
Carmelle’s Treasures to the rescue. I won’t recommend anything illegal here…lol, so check out our collection of adult products aka sex toys at Carmelle’s Treasures. If the name of this site is too girly for you, check out our sister site Executive Orders. Or if you want a sexier named site, go to our other sister site Superstar Sex Toys. In any event, all of our sites are 1000% discreet with secure ordering and plain-box, worldwide shipping…no one except you and the order takers will know what you have ordered and the mailman will not know what he/she is delivering to you.
This post isn’t just for men…it’s for women too. It’s just that lately I’ve been surrounded by an ungodly amount of sexless men and reading about way too many men who are sexually frustrated. To stress relief…release the beast!
It’s Wedding Season! I am feverishly posting away all over the internet these funny and outright hilarious party supplies and accessories that we carry for bachelor and bachelorette parties. For the loving couples who dare to take the plunge these days, I am hoping that these fun yet stressful and exciting times will be remembered during those “for better or for worse” moments. As I drove by the Washington Wedding Experience the other day, I hoped the same for those soon-to-be brides who would be attending and planning their wedding.
As I post the lastest bridal lingerie and groomswear we sell, I am hoping these extremely exciting and intimate times during these happy days will be remembered and carried on thruout your lifetime, “for better or for worse.”
As Ty Herndon sings in the song Journey On, “…life can carry you all kinds of places…”. Always remember the fun, exciting, romantic and good times you are having these days. We wish you a long, beautiful and prospersous marriage as you publicly commit to your lover and best friend on your special day! Congratulations!